I'm an A-Hole
but i'm not 100% a dick

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

Harry Potter meme ♦ four locations [4/4] : Hogwarts Express

He opened his eyes. A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts’ Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it. He had done it.

damnblueeyes:


Wow.

damnblueeyes:

Wow.

moriartyfox:

makeyourdeduction:

Sherlock, your Benedict is showing.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who saw Benedict in that scene rather than Sherlock. It’s like the facade slipped just a little.

It’s the eyebrows. <3 

smittentomkitten:



“You’re going to lose. It’s in your nature.”

amatasera
hnnnnnnggggg.  you better grab these quick, because there’s a slight chance i might start passing them to you aggressively gently used.

smittentomkitten:

“You’re going to lose. It’s in your nature.”

amatasera

hnnnnnnggggg.  you better grab these quick, because there’s a slight chance i might start passing them to you aggressively gently used.

Awesome Disney easter eggs you need to know about (Part 2) [Part 1]

Now that Spider-man’s gone, this city will never be the same.

merlinfanatic77:


biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

reblogging for comment 

merlinfanatic77:

biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

reblogging for comment 

okaytroylerokayzalfie:


fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

OH GOD THEY HAVE BEEN LYING TO US. CLEVERBOT ISNT A ROBOT AFTER ALL. THEY ARE PEOPLE BUT THE GET SWITCHED UP EVERY MINUTE OR SO. ok carry on I just thought I should share that

okaytroylerokayzalfie:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

OH GOD THEY HAVE BEEN LYING TO US. CLEVERBOT ISNT A ROBOT AFTER ALL. THEY ARE PEOPLE BUT THE GET SWITCHED UP EVERY MINUTE OR SO. ok carry on I just thought I should share that

allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

johnlockhusbands:

Hehe

belinsky:


#the most important shot ever filmed in modern cinema

belinsky:

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

newcrystalcitysteel:

blackpoquedown:

fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos

MRPOND